Songs of the Absurd-Rice Out by Riff Raff

by Dan-O

Riff Raff is indefensibly ridiculous. He might be a mockery of mockeries. His delivery is slow and painful, the beat is a trashy Pitbull reject. With all of that in the con column, after listening to this I dare you to get the chorus “Girl, don’t make me bring the rice out! You already know I iced out my lighthouse, don’t make me bring the rice out,”out of your head. When I first heard him I hated him and knew I hated him. After listening to him concoct absolute nonsense with no consequences I have to respect that he stands as a shining example of how silly this art form can get. I have also jammed the funk out to Rice Out too much to complain anymore.